653 quotes
I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash.
James Brown
Musician · American · 1920 – 2006
My wife can see always how a part affects me personally because she has to live with it.
Cillian Murphy
Actor · Irish · b. 1974
My toughest fight was with my first wife.
Muhammad Ali
Athlete · American · b. 1942
It's better when you have your wife with you, more fun.
Evan Dando
Musician · American · b. 1967
Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
P. J. O'Rourke
Comedian · American · b. 1947
And I'm as attached to my wife as anybody can be to another human being.
Eric Roberts
Actor · American · b. 1956
My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me.
Willie Aames
Actor · American · b. 1960
My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.
Evel Knievel
Entertainer · American · b. 1938
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
Henny Youngman
Comedian · American · 1906 – 1998
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
Will Rogers
Actor · American · 1879 – 1935
I'm very close with Bob and his lovely, fabulous wife Catherine, too.
Sally Kellerman
Actress · American · b. 1937
My wife Margaret is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Ryne Sandberg
Athlete · American · b. 1959
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
Rodney Dangerfield
Comedian · American · 1921 – 2004
With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!
My wife has brought great beauty into my life. And my daughter has brought me nothing but joy. Those qualities were greatly lacking.
Christopher Meloni
Actor · American · b. 1961
My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time.
Lee Trevino
Athlete · American · b. 1939
I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife.
It would be flattering to call it a modern Dirty Harry, but I think this film deals more with the loss of his wife than the traditional revenge vigilante films.
Vin Diesel
Actor · American · b. 1967
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams
Comedian · American · 1911 – 1999
The majority of information I gave police was about my wife and her family, which is what they wanted.
Robert Blake
Actor · American · b. 1933
As part of my relationship with my wife and my daughter, and we share everything and talk about everything.
Boris Kodjoe
Actor · Austrian · b. 1973
Beckham? His wife can't sing and his barber can't cut hair.
Brian Clough
Athlete · English · 1935 – 2004
I guess I have always been deeply terrified to really be someone's wife since I know from life one cannot love another, ever, really.
Marilyn Monroe
Actress · American · 1926 – 1962
My wife read Narc as well and was really into it.
Ray Liotta
Actor · American · b. 1955
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
Jeff Foxworthy
Comedian · American · b. 1958
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Shelley Winters
Actress · American · 1920 – 2006
My wife and I love to read. We're going to have to move out to make room for the books! And we have our dogs.
Gale Gordon
Actor · American · 1906 – 1995
Roman's wife Sharon Tate had been murdered by Charles Manson the year before, but Roman had been through so much leaving the Warsaw ghetto that he was very strong and private.
Francesca Annis
Actress · English · b. 1944
I have sons, and they have never said the word hell in front of me or my wife. That's the truth.
Danny Aiello
Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on her.
Mike Tyson
Athlete · American · b. 1966
I know at the beginning of our careers, my wife and I were gut wrenchingly competitive.
Barry Mann
Musician · American · b. 1939
The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife.
Donald Sutherland
Actor · Canadian · b. 1935
I can't be a wife. I'm not that sort of person. Wives have to compromise all the time.
Sarah Brightman
Musician · English · b. 1961
My wife says that stage acting is like being on a tightrope with no net, and being in the movies, there is a net - because you stop and go over it again. It's very technical and mechanical. On stage you're on your own.
Eli Wallach
Actor · American · b. 1915
Since I've got on the Internet, it's opened a whole world of wasted time for me. My wife says she's an Internet widow.
Mick Ralphs
Musician · English · b. 1944
My former wife is a truly wonderful person.
Burt Lancaster
Actor · American · 1913 – 1994
My wife is the dancer, but I certainly know how to sing.
David Hasselhoff
Actor · American · b. 1952
I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays.
Joseph Bologna
Actor · American · b. 1934
A happy wife is a happy life.
Gavin Rossdale
Musician · British · b. 1967
People here in Los Angeles are disgusted now about a sex scandal involving Arnold Schwarzenegger. Apparently for seven years, he carried on a sexual relationship with his own wife.
Craig Kilborn
Entertainer · b. 1962
My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.
Bruce Willis
England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife.
Cedric Hardwicke
Actor · English · 1893 – 1964
I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want?
Max Schmeling
Athlete · German · 1905 – 2005
If I came in to recruit your son, I would tell you, your wife, and your son, that I will be the most demanding coach your son can play for.
Bobby Knight
Coach · American · b. 1940
I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me.
Sean Connery
Actor · Scottish · b. 1930
There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful.
Michael Caine
Actor · English · b. 1933
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
No one knew me until I met my wife Lulu. Lulu's mother used to ask, Which one is Maurice? For six months she thought Lulu was dating Barry.
Maurice Gibb
Musician · Australian · 1949 – 2003