Skip to quotes
Glory Quotes

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!

Rodney DangerfieldComedian · American · 1921 – 2004
More from Rodney Dangerfield
Wife Quotes
#Night#Sex
All Inspirational Motivational Love Life Friendship Funny Happiness Success Wisdom Family Hope All topics

Related quotes

  • How can a Man respect his Wife when he has a contemptible Opinion of her and her Sex? — Mary Astell
  • A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night. — Chanakya
  • Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other. — Anton Chekhov
  • My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home. — Rodney Dangerfield
  • My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light. — Rodney Dangerfield
  • Acting deals with very delicate emotions. It is not putting up a mask. Each time an actor acts he does not hide; he exposes himself. — Rodney Dangerfield
Photographers Privacy Terms Pixabay (opens in a new tab)
A Gojo Digital website · © 2026