Skip to quotes
Glory Quotes
  1. Home
  2. Quotes
  3. Wife Quotes

Wife Quotes – Page 5

653 quotes

All Inspirational Motivational Love Life Friendship Funny Happiness Success Wisdom Family Hope All topics
Filter by tag

Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.

Thomas R. Dewar

I supported Bob Schaffer's three races for Congress. But we all had concerns about whether he could win statewide. Then my wife suggested that I get it.

Pete Coors

Businessman · American · b. 1946

My Cleveland years were both scientifically and personally most rewarding. My wife Judy was able to rejoin me in our research and my research group grew rapidly.

George Andrew Olah

Scientist · American · b. 1927

Although I had resigned my commission as an officer two years before, I immediately left Switzerland, accompanied by my wife, in order to report for duty. As it happened, a wire reached me a day later calling me to the colors.

Fritz Kreisler

Composer · Austrian · 1875 – 1962

At the time the world was all upside down. The American people were beginning to move around a lot. The old hometown ties had been pretty much broken. The theme of Farmer Takes a Wife appealed to people. Everybody was homesick. And it sold and sold and sold.

John Gould

Writer · English · 1804 – 1881

I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading.

Vera Brittain

Writer · English · 1893 – 1970

Caesar's wife should be above suspicion.

John Langhorne

Poet · English

Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.

Joseph Cook

Politician · Australian · 1860 – 1947

My judgement is not good when I am on a book tour. I am not thinking about it that much. What happens is I will go back home. I have a 4-year-old and a 1-year-old and a wife who is now taking care of them who is wondering where her husband is.

Michael Lewis

My wife thinks I'm completely mad.

Malcolm Williamson

Composer · Australian · 1931 – 2003

Realize that a Muslim will know that his wife was seen naked in this machine. You know what would be the reaction?... Terrible. I believe there's technology out there that can identify bomb-type materials without necessarily, overly invading our privacy.

Isaac Yeffet

A farmer travelling with his load Picked up a horseshoe on the road, And nailed if fast to his barn door, That luck might down upon him pour; That every blessing known in life Might crown his homestead and his wife, And never any kind of harm Descend upon his growing farm.

James Thomas Fields

Publisher · American · 1817 – 1881

To my three sons, Peter, Scott, and Alexander who pulled me from the 18th Century and back into the present on a regular basis and therefore made me a better person, thank you. And to my wife, who sits at the table there. Who is right about almost everything.

Joseph J. Ellis

Writer · American

When I came there I found all my family gone, for the Indians had killed five people in the winter near that place, which frightened my wife and family away to Roanoke about 35 miles nearer in among the inhabitants, which I was informed of by an old man I met near the place.

Christopher Gist

Explorer · American

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

Rodney Dangerfield

Comedian · American · 1921 – 2004

My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

Rodney Dangerfield

Comedian · American · 1921 – 2004

In everyday life, my wife is the most wonderful. We're in love with each other beyond belief.

Christian Bale

Actor · Welsh · b. 1974

My wife was a Bond girl, in Diamonds Are Forever, so I play James Bond in real life every day.

Robert Wagner

Actor · American · b. 1930

You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.

Mike Tyson

Athlete · American · b. 1966

The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.

Michael Jordan

Athlete · American · b. 1963

My wife was delighted with the home I had given her amid the prairies of the far west.

Buffalo Bill

Celebrity · American · 1846 – 1917

Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore.

Jessica Hahn

Celebrity · American · b. 1959

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

Jay Leno

Comedian · American · b. 1950

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

Rodney Dangerfield

Comedian · American · 1921 – 2004

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

Rodney Dangerfield

Comedian · American · 1921 – 2004

I'm a fun father, but not a good father. The hard decisions always went to my wife.

John Lithgow

Actor · American · b. 1945

My wife being a trainer helps, because when I'm at home, everything we keep at the house is pretty healthy.

James Denton

Actor · American · b. 1963

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.

Bill Cosby

Comedian · American · b. 1937

So I decided to form a production company with my wife and our partner Diane.

Ray Liotta

Actor · American · b. 1955

Duran always disturbs me. The guy is just weird. Before our first fight, both Duran and his wife gave my wife the finger.

Sugar Ray Leonard

Athlete · American · b. 1956

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

Rodney Dangerfield

Comedian · American · 1921 – 2004

With us tonight is William Warfield, who is with us tonight. He is a wonderful man, and so is his wife.

Eugene Ormandy

Musician · American · 1899 – 1985

I'd much rather be famous for being a fabulous bitch than being, She does that nice wife really well.

Christine Baranski

Actress · American · b. 1952

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.

Elizabeth Taylor

Actress · English · 1932 – 2011

Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one.

Ace Frehley

Musician · American · b. 1951

A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife.

William H. Macy

Actor · American · b. 1950

My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything... like stray cats and squirrels.

Eric Roberts

Actor · American · b. 1956

They say that I'm stubborn, and my wife says that, too, but it's paid off so far.

Sugar Ray Leonard

Athlete · American · b. 1956

The bottom line is, you love your wife, you do your best with that.

Sean Penn

Actor · American · b. 1960

After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.

Navjot Singh Sidhu

Entertainer · Indian · b. 1963

I love grabbing my wife and going to a distant location to film.

Donald Sutherland

Actor · Canadian · b. 1935

My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

Rodney Dangerfield

Comedian · American · 1921 – 2004

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.

Mike Ditka

Coach · American · b. 1939

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.

John Barrymore

Actor · American · 1882 – 1942

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

Henny Youngman

Comedian · American · 1906 – 1998

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

Tommy Cooper

Comedian · British · 1921 – 1984

I met John Lennon and he was with his wife in Tokyo. I met him there.

Bryan Ferry

Musician · English · b. 1945

My wife is Danish and we go to Denmark a couple of times a year.

Ted Shackelford

Actor · American · b. 1946

Previous
  1. Page 1
  2. …
  3. Page 3
  4. Page 4
  5. Page 5
  6. Page 6
  7. Page 7
  8. …
  9. Page 10
Next

Related quote topics

  • friendship quotes
  • love quotes
  • family quotes
  • best friend quotes
  • mom quotes

Authors with wife quotes

  • Rodney Dangerfield quotes
  • Thomas Fuller quotes
  • Woody Allen quotes
  • Samuel Richardson quotes
  • Lyndon B. Johnson quotes
Photographers Privacy Terms Pixabay (opens in a new tab)
A Gojo Digital website · © 2026