653 quotes
Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes.
Thomas R. Dewar
I supported Bob Schaffer's three races for Congress. But we all had concerns about whether he could win statewide. Then my wife suggested that I get it.
Pete Coors
Businessman · American · b. 1946
My Cleveland years were both scientifically and personally most rewarding. My wife Judy was able to rejoin me in our research and my research group grew rapidly.
George Andrew Olah
Scientist · American · b. 1927
Although I had resigned my commission as an officer two years before, I immediately left Switzerland, accompanied by my wife, in order to report for duty. As it happened, a wire reached me a day later calling me to the colors.
Fritz Kreisler
Composer · Austrian · 1875 – 1962
At the time the world was all upside down. The American people were beginning to move around a lot. The old hometown ties had been pretty much broken. The theme of Farmer Takes a Wife appealed to people. Everybody was homesick. And it sold and sold and sold.
John Gould
Writer · English · 1804 – 1881
I know one husband and wife who, whatever the official reasons given to the court for the break up of their marriage, were really divorced because the husband believed that nobody ought to read while he was talking and the wife that nobody ought to talk while she was reading.
Vera Brittain
Writer · English · 1893 – 1970
Caesar's wife should be above suspicion.
John Langhorne
Poet · English
Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.
Joseph Cook
Politician · Australian · 1860 – 1947
My judgement is not good when I am on a book tour. I am not thinking about it that much. What happens is I will go back home. I have a 4-year-old and a 1-year-old and a wife who is now taking care of them who is wondering where her husband is.
Michael Lewis
My wife thinks I'm completely mad.
Malcolm Williamson
Composer · Australian · 1931 – 2003
Realize that a Muslim will know that his wife was seen naked in this machine. You know what would be the reaction?... Terrible. I believe there's technology out there that can identify bomb-type materials without necessarily, overly invading our privacy.
Isaac Yeffet
A farmer travelling with his load Picked up a horseshoe on the road, And nailed if fast to his barn door, That luck might down upon him pour; That every blessing known in life Might crown his homestead and his wife, And never any kind of harm Descend upon his growing farm.
James Thomas Fields
Publisher · American · 1817 – 1881
To my three sons, Peter, Scott, and Alexander who pulled me from the 18th Century and back into the present on a regular basis and therefore made me a better person, thank you. And to my wife, who sits at the table there. Who is right about almost everything.
Joseph J. Ellis
Writer · American
When I came there I found all my family gone, for the Indians had killed five people in the winter near that place, which frightened my wife and family away to Roanoke about 35 miles nearer in among the inhabitants, which I was informed of by an old man I met near the place.
Christopher Gist
Explorer · American
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
Rodney Dangerfield
Comedian · American · 1921 – 2004
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
In everyday life, my wife is the most wonderful. We're in love with each other beyond belief.
Christian Bale
Actor · Welsh · b. 1974
My wife was a Bond girl, in Diamonds Are Forever, so I play James Bond in real life every day.
Robert Wagner
Actor · American · b. 1930
You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.
Mike Tyson
Athlete · American · b. 1966
The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace.
Michael Jordan
Athlete · American · b. 1963
My wife was delighted with the home I had given her amid the prairies of the far west.
Buffalo Bill
Celebrity · American · 1846 – 1917
Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore.
Jessica Hahn
Celebrity · American · b. 1959
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno
Comedian · American · b. 1950
My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
I'm a fun father, but not a good father. The hard decisions always went to my wife.
John Lithgow
Actor · American · b. 1945
My wife being a trainer helps, because when I'm at home, everything we keep at the house is pretty healthy.
James Denton
Actor · American · b. 1963
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Bill Cosby
Comedian · American · b. 1937
So I decided to form a production company with my wife and our partner Diane.
Ray Liotta
Actor · American · b. 1955
Duran always disturbs me. The guy is just weird. Before our first fight, both Duran and his wife gave my wife the finger.
Sugar Ray Leonard
Athlete · American · b. 1956
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
With us tonight is William Warfield, who is with us tonight. He is a wonderful man, and so is his wife.
Eugene Ormandy
Musician · American · 1899 – 1985
I'd much rather be famous for being a fabulous bitch than being, She does that nice wife really well.
Christine Baranski
Actress · American · b. 1952
I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.
Elizabeth Taylor
Actress · English · 1932 – 2011
Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one.
Ace Frehley
Musician · American · b. 1951
A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife.
William H. Macy
Actor · American · b. 1950
My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything... like stray cats and squirrels.
Eric Roberts
Actor · American · b. 1956
They say that I'm stubborn, and my wife says that, too, but it's paid off so far.
The bottom line is, you love your wife, you do your best with that.
Sean Penn
Actor · American · b. 1960
After marriage, the other man's wife looks more beautiful.
Navjot Singh Sidhu
Entertainer · Indian · b. 1963
I love grabbing my wife and going to a distant location to film.
Donald Sutherland
Actor · Canadian · b. 1935
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.
Mike Ditka
Coach · American · b. 1939
My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments.
John Barrymore
Actor · American · 1882 – 1942
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Henny Youngman
Comedian · American · 1906 – 1998
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
Tommy Cooper
Comedian · British · 1921 – 1984
I met John Lennon and he was with his wife in Tokyo. I met him there.
Bryan Ferry
Musician · English · b. 1945
My wife is Danish and we go to Denmark a couple of times a year.
Ted Shackelford
Actor · American · b. 1946