Funny Quotes to Make You Laugh – Page 4 | GloryQuotes

It would be a bitter cosmic joke if we destroy ourselves due to atrophy of the imagination.

Martha Gellhorn

If the blood humor is too strong and robust, calm it with balance and harmony.

Xun Zi

Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.

Kurt Vonnegut

In every tragedy, an element of comedy is preserved. Comedy is just tragedy reversed.

Wislawa Szymborska

The burden of the self is lightened with I laugh at myself.

Rabindranath Tagore

When Kubrick decided to go the black comedy route with his movie, he thought of me to give it that flavor.

Terry Southern

I don't think humor is forced upon my universe; it's a part of it.

If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. He has a heart capable of mirth, and naturally disposed to it.

I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.

Stephen King

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.

Agnes Repplier

Hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.

Norman Cousins

This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel.

Horace Walpole

Life is a comedy for those who think... and a tragedy for those who feel.

Horace Walpole

The test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.

George Jean Nathan

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger.

Allen Klein

There is a joke that your hammer will always find nails to hit. I find that perfectly acceptable.

Benoit Mandelbrot

True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.

I contend that not only can you laugh at adversity, but it is essential to do so if you are to deal with setbacks without defeat.

Allen Klein

Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.

Jonathan Shapiro

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.

If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think.

Clarence Darrow

If I am not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there.

Primarily I'm a social commentator rather than someone who's out to get the belly laugh.

Jonathan Shapiro

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.

Stephen King

The world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those who feel.

Horace Walpole

Men live by intervals of reason under the sovereignty of humor and passion.

Thomas Browne

I know from the middle distance I give off the look of being prolific, which is a funny compliment to receive.

Joseph Epstein

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.

Frank Howard Clark

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet.

Oliver Herford

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.

Horace Walpole

It's funny, as you live through something you're not aware of it.

When the needs of one person are being met by the other, there is laughter.

Yakov Smirnoff

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

Trey Parker

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.

Oliver Goldsmith

Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it.

Malcolm Muggeridge

Sudden glory is the passion which maketh those grimaces called laughter.

Thomas Hobbes

Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor.

Eric Sevareid

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.

Now, a recent study from cardiologists at the University of Maryland, has shown that laughter may have a beneficial effect on the heart.

Allen Klein

You'd better get your laugh while you're making your point, or you won't be doing it very long.

Shel Silverstein

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain.

William Howard Taft

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.

Agnes Repplier

Drama or comedy programming is still the surest way for advertisers to reach a mass audience. Once that changes, all bets are off.

Dick Wolf

He who has laughter on his side has no need of proof.

For sheer sexiness, a man must be beautiful. Funny. yes. Clever, no.

Jilly Cooper

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.

Mo Rocca

One can know a man from his laugh, and if you like a man's laugh before you know anything of him, you may confidently say that he is a good man.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.

John Lasseter