Funny Quotes to Make You Laugh – Page 2 | GloryQuotes

It's not catastrophes, murders, deaths, diseases, that age and kill us; it's the way people look and laugh, and run up the steps of omnibuses.

No man can be an agnostic who has a sense of humour.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

When people laugh at Mickey Mouse, it's because he's so human; and that is the secret of his popularity.

When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh?

Max Frisch

When I make a book, I make it for the child and not for the parent - no jokes in it for the parents!

Dick Bruna

Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing.

Allen Klein

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance.

W. Somerset Maugham

Do you know anything that in all its innocence is more humiliating than the funny pages of a Sunday newspaper in America?

Johan Huizinga

Why is it you feel like a dope if you laugh alone, but that's usually how you end up crying?

Chuck Palahniuk

Memory is funny. Once you hit a vein the problem is not how to remember but how to control the flow.

Tobias Wolff

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.

Have a sense of humor about life - you will need it. And be courteous.

Peter Jennings

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.

Garrison Keillor

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins.

Edmond de Goncourt

So far, at least, I haven't found a way to tell my kind of stories without making them both sad and funny.

Todd Solondz

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.

I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny.

Paula Danziger

Amour is the one human activity of any importance in which laughter and pleasure preponderate, if ever so slightly, over misery and pain.

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.

Langston Hughes

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.

Wavy Gravy

I could not tread these perilous paths in safety, if I did not keep a saving sense of humor.

Horatio Nelson

It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor.

Max Eastman

Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to.

Matt Groening

I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.

It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.

Zora Neale Hurston

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

E. B. White

If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny.

Mary Douglas

If it were not for the government, we should have nothing to laugh at in France.

Nicolas de Chamfort

I wanted to write something that would be a comedy in the sense of making people feel happier when they finish it than they did when began it.

Neil Gaiman

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.

Jackie Gleason said that comedy is the most exacting form of dramatic art, because it has an instant critic: laughter.

Chuck Jones

Strangely, Dante's Divine Comedy did not produce a prose of that creative height or it did so after centuries.

Eugenio Montale

Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.

Adlai E. Stevenson

Frequent and loud laughter is the characteristic of folly and ill manners.

Lord Chesterfield

Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.

When we can find some humor in our upsets, they no longer seem as large or as important as they once did.

Allen Klein

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter.

Alice Meynell

Look up, laugh loud, talk big, keep the color in your cheek and the fire in your eye, adorn your person, maintain your health, your beauty and your animal spirits.

William Hazlitt

I think the more the actor lets you know what he thinks of the character, the less the audience cares - like a comedian who laughs at his own jokes.

Neil LaBute

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all.

John Kenneth Galbraith

I'm in the mood for another Moonstruck experience, for another romantic comedy.

Norman Jewison

If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.

Bob Edwards

That which has not a real excellency and value in it self, entertains no longer than the giddy Humour which recommended it to us holds.

Mary Astell

I have always noticed that deeply and truly religious persons are fond of a joke, and I am suspicious of those who aren't.

Alfred North Whitehead

Sometimes it takes ten seconds to see some humor in your dilemmas, sometimes ten years.

Allen Klein

I think I've only done one horror movie, Psycho III. That was a walk in the park compared to a romantic comedy.

Carter Burwell