Will Rogers Quotes – Page 3 | GloryQuotes

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats.

Never let yesterday use up too much of today.

Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.

Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.

I read about eight newspapers in a day. When I'm in a town with only one newspaper, I read it eight times.

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

Politics is applesauce.

The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it.

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.