All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. — W. C. Fields

There is no such thing as society: there are individual men and women, and there are families. — Margaret Thatcher
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. — Ogden Nash
Women know what men have long forgotten. The ultimate economic and spiritual unit of any civilization is still the family. — Clare Boothe Luce
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. — W. C. Fields
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive. — W. C. Fields
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive. — W. C. Fields