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Kin Hubbard Quotes About Money

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.

When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.

Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.

More Quotes by Kin Hubbard

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.

There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

If capital and labor ever do get together it's good night for the rest of us.

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.

It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.

After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.

Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.

The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.

Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.

There is nothing so aggravating as a fresh boy who is too old to ignore and too young to kick.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public.

Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.

It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

I'll say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that's more than I can say for prosperity.

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.

There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.

If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

The world gels better every day - then worse again in the evening.

A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.

Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.

An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postponed.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.

A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.

Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.

Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.

Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.

Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.

Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while being above suspicion is about the only compensation for being homely.

Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them.

There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.

Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.

The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

A good listener is usually thinking about something else.

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