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Karl Kraus Quotes About Writing

Journalists write because they have nothing to say, and have something to say because they write.

Someone who can write aphorisms should not fritter away his time in essays.

Journalist: a person without any ideas but with an ability to express them; a writer whose skill is improved by a deadline: the more time he has, the worse he writes.

A writer is someone who can make a riddle out of an answer.

Karl Kraus Quotes About Art

The mission of the press is to spread culture while destroying the attention span.

Science is spectral analysis. Art is light synthesis.

Culture is the tacit agreement to let the means of subsistence disappear behind the purpose of existence. Civilization is the subordination of the latter to the former.

More Quotes by Karl Kraus

Education is a crutch with which the foolish attack the wise to prove that they are not idiots.

Democracy divides people into workers and loafers. It makes no provision for those who have no time to work.

Sex education is legitimate in that girls cannot be taught soon enough how children don't come into the world.

The sound principle of a topsy-turvy lifestyle in the framework of an upside-down world order has stood every test.

If the reporter has killed our imagination with his truth, he threatens our life with his lies.

Sexuality poorly repressed unsettles some families; well repressed, it unsettles the whole world.

A fine world in which man reproaches woman with fulfilling his heart's desire!

Children play soldier. That makes sense. But why do soldiers play children?

To me all men are equal: there are jackasses everywhere, and I have the same contempt for them all.

An idea's birth is legitimate if one has the feeling that one is catching oneself plagiarizing oneself.

He who does without the praise of the crowd will not deny himself an opportunity to be his own adherent.

Justice is a whore that won't let herself be stiffed, and collects the wages of shame even from the poor.

A child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants.

Experiences are savings which a miser puts aside. Wisdom is an inheritance which a wastrel cannot exhaust.

There are people who can never forgive a beggar for their not having given him anything.

The closer the look one takes at a word, the greater distance from which it looks back.

Squeeze human nature into the straitjacket of criminal justice and crime will appear.

It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new.

How is the world ruled and led to war? Diplomats lie to journalists and believe these lies when they see them in print.

You would be surprised how hard it often is to translate an action into thought.

Curses on the law! Most of my fellow citizens are the sorry consequences of uncommitted abortions.

I and life: The case was settled chivalrously. The opponents parted without having made up.

No ideas and the ability to express them - that's a journalist.

Education is what most receive, many pass on, and few possess.

The trouble with Germans is not that they fire shells, but that they engrave them with quotations from Kant.

I had a terrible vision: I saw an encyclopedia walk up to a polymath and open him up.

There is no more unfortunate creature under the sun than a fetishist who yearns for a woman's shoe and has to settle for the whole woman.

Democracy means the opportunity to be everyone's slave.

It is better not to express what one means than to express what one does not mean.

Language is the mother of thought, not its handmaiden.

Stupidity is an elemental force for which no earthquake is a match.

My unconscious knows more about the consciousness of the psychologist than his consciousness knows about my unconscious.

Christian morality prefers remorse to precede lust, and then lust not to follow.

Psychoanalysis is that mental illness for which it regards itself as therapy.

Do not learn more than you absolutely need to get through life.

Morality is a venereal disease. Its primary stage is called virtue; its secondary stage, boredom; its tertiary stage, syphilis.

Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.

Solitude would be ideal if you could pick the people to avoid.

Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves.

Feminine passion is to masculine as an epic is to an epigram.

A woman who cannot be ugly is not beautiful.

Virginity is the ideal of those who want to deflower.

Matrimony is the union of meanness and martyrdom.

Scandal begins when the police put a stop to it.

When a man is treated like a beast, he says, 'After all, I'm human.' When he behaves like a beast, he says 'After all, I'm only human.'

I don't like to meddle in my private affairs.

Corruption is worse than prostitution. The latter might endanger the morals of an individual, the former invariably endangers the morals of the entire country.

I and my public understand each other very well: it does not hear what I say, and I don't say what it wants to hear.

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