You're not ethnic enough. You're not fat enough. You're not thin enou… — Nia Vardalos

You're not ethnic enough. You're not fat enough. You're not thin enough. You're not blond enough. You're not dark enough. You're not young enough. You're not old enough.

Nia VardalosActress · Canadian · b. 1962

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