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- Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. — Oscar Wilde
- When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry. — William Shakespeare
- A laugh, to be joyous, must flow from a joyous heart, for without kindness, there can be no true joy. — Thomas Carlyle
- You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans! — Mark Russell
- People are not in a good mood when any politician's face appears on television. — Mark Russell
- The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it. — Mark Russell