Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. — Billy Crystal

There is, indeed, nothing that so much seduces reason from vigilance, as the thought of passing life with an amiable woman. — Samuel Johnson
The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. — Friedrich Nietzsche
In the duel of sex woman fights from a dreadnought and man from an open raft. — H. L. Mencken
Even when I was in school shows, in elementary school doing plays, I'd always go off book and start improvising. — Billy Crystal
Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America's biggest export is now the Oscar. — Billy Crystal
That's the thing about jazz: it's free flowing, it comes from your soul. — Billy Crystal