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- There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. — Benjamin Franklin
- Wealth - any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one's wife's sister's husband. — H. L. Mencken
- When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last. — Helen Rowland
- Whoso will pray, he must fast and be clean, And fat his soul, and make his body lean. — Geoffrey Chaucer
- There's no workman, whatsoever he be, That may both work well and hastily. — Geoffrey Chaucer
- Filth and old age, I'm sure you will agree, are powerful wardens upon chastity. — Geoffrey Chaucer