Who should have spent their money on a brain implant? — Anne Robinson

Every man is rich or poor according to the proportion between his desires and his enjoyments. — Samuel Johnson
He that fails in his endeavors after wealth or power will not long retain either honesty or courage. — Samuel Johnson
Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. — Henry David Thoreau
Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand. — Anne Robinson
I saw George Bush at a benefit concert actually waving at Stevie Wonder. Someone had to tell him 'he can't see you'. — Anne Robinson
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the dumbest of you all? — Anne Robinson