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- Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. — Oscar Wilde
- When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry. — William Shakespeare
- A laugh, to be joyous, must flow from a joyous heart, for without kindness, there can be no true joy. — Thomas Carlyle
- I have long known that it is part of God's plan for me to spend a little time with each of the most stupid people on earth. — Bill Bryson
- More than 300 million people in the world speak English and the rest, it sometimes seems, try to. — Bill Bryson
- There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. — Bill Bryson