Sometimes the wheel turns slowly, but it turns. — Lorne Michaels

People go to the zoo and they like the lion because it's scary. And the bear because it's intense, but the monkey makes people laugh. — Lorne Michaels
Could I get a friggin' Hot Pocket around here? — Lorne Michaels
You can tell a lot from someone's eyes. — Lorne Michaels
It's better when they laugh, isn't it? — Lorne Michaels