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- Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. — Oscar Wilde
- When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry. — William Shakespeare
- A laugh, to be joyous, must flow from a joyous heart, for without kindness, there can be no true joy. — Thomas Carlyle
- It's just hard not to listen to TV: it's spent so much more time raising us than parents have. — Matt Groening
- Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget. — Matt Groening
- Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems. — Matt Groening