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- Reform is not pleasant, but grievous; no person can reform themselves without suffering and hard work, how much less a nation. — Thomas Carlyle
- To work hard, to live hard, to die hard, and then go to hell after all would be too damn hard. — Carl Sandburg
- We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. — Benjamin Franklin
- Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar. — Drew Carey
- Like I said, all comedy is based on exaggeration, big or small, whatever you can get away with. — Drew Carey
- People laugh to forget their troubles, and to forget their troubles they like to look at people who aren't doing better than they are. — Drew Carey