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- I think that, you know, when we start talking about the Tea Party, people want to marginalize that into some kind of organization or party, but it really isn't. — Sharron Angle
- Science arose from poetry... when times change the two can meet again on a higher level as friends. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
- He who possesses art and science has religion; he who does not possess them, needs religion. — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
- Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get, but if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen. — Conan O'Brien
- This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. — Conan O'Brien
- In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani. — Conan O'Brien