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- When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry. — William Shakespeare
- Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother. — Friedrich Nietzsche
- Son, brother, father, lover, friend. There is room in the heart for all the affections, as there is room in heaven for all the stars. — Victor Hugo
- If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy
- You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. — Jeff Foxworthy
- The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house. — Jeff Foxworthy