Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with th… — George Bernard Shaw

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

George Bernard ShawDramatist · Irish · 1856 – 1950

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