Skip to quotes
Glory Quotes

Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.

Tommy CooperComedian · British · 1921 – 1984
More from Tommy Cooper
#Night
All Inspirational Motivational Love Life Friendship Funny Happiness Success Wisdom Family Hope All topics

Related quotes

  • Prepare for death, if here at night you roam, and sign your will before you sup from home. — Samuel Johnson
  • To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man. — William Shakespeare
  • If the stars should appear but one night every thousand years how man would marvel and stare. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience! — Tommy Cooper
  • Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. — Tommy Cooper
  • I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. — Tommy Cooper
Photographers Privacy Terms Pixabay (opens in a new tab)
A Gojo Digital website · © 2026