It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. — Mae West

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. — Oscar Wilde
When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry. — William Shakespeare
A laugh, to be joyous, must flow from a joyous heart, for without kindness, there can be no true joy. — Thomas Carlyle
One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get you ten if you know how to work it. — Mae West
I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one. — Mae West
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him. — Mae West