It's an old trick now, God knows, but it works every time. At the ver… — Mary Kay Blakely

It's an old trick now, God knows, but it works every time. At the very moment women start to expand their place in the world, scientific studies deliver compelling reasons for them to stay home.

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Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. — H. L. Mencken
I'm not denyin' the women are foolish. God Almighty made 'em to match the men. — George Eliot
A bad man is the sort who weeps every time he speaks of a good woman. — H. L. Mencken
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