I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there … — James Thurber

I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there were fifteen months in every year, I'd only be 48. That's the trouble with us. We number everything. Take women, for example. I think they deserve to have more than twelve years between the ages of 28 and 40.

James ThurberComedian · American · 1894 – 1961

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What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce. — Mark Twain
Man can never be a woman's equal in the spirit of selfless service with which nature has endowed her. — Mohandas Gandhi
When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. — Oscar Wilde
The past is an old armchair in the attic, the present an ominous ticking sound, and the future is anybody's guess. — James Thurber
Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are only half complete as artist and as man. — James Thurber
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