Skip to quotes
Glory Quotes

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.

Demetri MartinComedian · American · b. 1973
More from Demetri Martin
Christmas QuotesBirthday Quotes
#Wrong
All Inspirational Motivational Love Life Friendship Funny Happiness Success Wisdom Family Hope All topics

Related quotes

  • If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. Men will believe what they see. — Henry David Thoreau
  • Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so. — Mark Twain
  • It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust. — Samuel Johnson
  • The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. — Demetri Martin
  • My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. — Demetri Martin
  • The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. — Demetri Martin
Photographers Privacy Terms Pixabay (opens in a new tab)
A Gojo Digital website · © 2026