I lived in an attached house. My father used to drive into the wrong … — Paul Simon

I lived in an attached house. My father used to drive into the wrong driveway all the time. He'd say, Damn it, how do you tell one of these houses from another?

Paul SimonMusician · American · b. 1941

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