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- Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. — George Bernard Shaw
- All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. — Samuel Butler
- I think that there is nothing, not even crime, more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay, to life itself than this incessant business. — Henry David Thoreau
- Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them. — Dick Van Dyke
- Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him. — Dick Van Dyke
- So I think we're kind of an alternate choice for people who have had it with sex and violence. — Dick Van Dyke