I hate to sound like Julie the cruise director but it's people that I… — Bruce McCulloch

When I prayed for success, I forgot to ask for sound sleep and good digestion. — Mason Cooley
To the Master's honor all must turn, each in its track, without a sound, forever tracing Newton's ground. — Albert Einstein
All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. — Voltaire
Cancer Boy probably has the saddest, noblest, sweetest heart of any character I've ever done. — Bruce McCulloch
You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore. — Bruce McCulloch
Is it spoken word? Kinda, but that's a weird area. Is it comedy? Well, it's funny but no, it's not comedy. — Bruce McCulloch