I had a mixture, my father was a career army man and my mother was a … — Bill Griffith

Nobody can write the life of a man but those who have eat and drunk and lived in social intercourse with him. — Samuel Johnson
The greatest part of a writer's time is spent in reading in order to write. A man will turn over half a library to make a book. — Samuel Johnson
The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law. — George W. Bush
The down side of Americans being obsessed with pop culture is that they kind of like it light. — Bill Griffith
Mike Judge, who I've become friends with over the years never took himself seriously as an artist. — Bill Griffith
Their scrambled attention spans struck me as a metaphor for the way we get our doses of reality these days. — Bill Griffith