Skip to quotes
Glory Quotes

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.

Fred AllenComedian · American · 1894 – 1956
More from Fred Allen
Family Quotes
All Inspirational Motivational Love Life Friendship Funny Happiness Success Wisdom Family Hope All topics

Related quotes

  • All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning. — Henry David Thoreau
  • Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. — Oscar Wilde
  • There is not much less vexation in the government of a private family than in the managing of an entire state. — Michel de Montaigne
  • The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion. — Fred Allen
  • My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense. — Fred Allen
  • Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure. — Fred Allen
Photographers Privacy Terms Pixabay (opens in a new tab)
A Gojo Digital website · © 2026