Experience has taught me never to trust a policeman. Just when you th… — Ben Maddow

Experience has taught me never to trust a policeman. Just when you think one's all right, he turns legit.

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Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience. — George Bernard Shaw
So near is falsehood to truth that a wise man would do well not to trust himself on the narrow edge. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great. — Ralph Waldo Emerson