Skip to quotes
Glory Quotes

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

Bill CosbyComedian · American · b. 1937
More from Bill Cosby
Dad QuotesChildren Quotes
#Company
All Inspirational Motivational Love Life Friendship Funny Happiness Success Wisdom Family Hope All topics

Related quotes

  • The God of the Christians is a father who makes much of his apples, and very little of his children. — Denis Diderot
  • To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. — Ernest Hemingway
  • Studies show that children best flourish when one mom and one dad are there to raise them. — John Boehner
  • Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. — Bill Cosby
  • Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby
  • In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. — Bill Cosby
Photographers Privacy Terms Pixabay (opens in a new tab)
A Gojo Digital website · © 2026