A laugh is a terrible weapon. — Kate O'Brien

Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one. — Oscar Wilde
When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry. — William Shakespeare
A laugh, to be joyous, must flow from a joyous heart, for without kindness, there can be no true joy. — Thomas Carlyle
My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews. — Kate O'Brien
If somebody on this team actually gets to first base, I'll stand there naked. — Kate O'Brien
If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny. — Kate O'Brien