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- When a father gives to his son, both laugh; when a son gives to his father, both cry. — William Shakespeare
- Son, brother, father, lover, friend. There is room in the heart for all the affections, as there is room in heaven for all the stars. — Victor Hugo
- The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat. — Robert Frost
- It's absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we've got rockets, we've got saran wrap - fix it! — Lewis Black
- If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer. — Lewis Black
- Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. — Lewis Black